It's Open Mike Night here tonight, and we've never done this before so we're going to have to see how it goes. First up tonight, some spoken word by Guillermo.


"Ahem. Hi, I'm Guillermo, and this is a poem I wrote about a girl.

She kissed me and I don't know what to do
She kissed me and I didn't want her to
It wasn't so bad, it felt almost right
But now I have to buy her dinner tonight

I'm sorry, I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."

Eh, thanks, Guillermo. Now who's up next?

"I'm not done yet, there are four more stanzas."

I said, who's next?