No matter who wins, I win.

The Haloscan Happening of the Week award goes to Chuck for his astute observation that crashing a motorcycle isn't really news, at least not in these parts. Seriously, no two people have not seen me crash a motorcycle.

Unrelatedly, last night after my cousin's middle school graduation, we went to their community pool. I was fully clothed but I just jumped into the water. The Home-owner's Association was having their weekly meeting right next to the pool. I got a few odd looks and one woman asked aloud, "Why is he swimming in his clothes?" Luis was right behind me and on the ball. "It's okay," my little brother said. "He's waterproof."

And I am.