LAST PERSON WHO
. Slept in your bed: Nunya. Nunya Business.
. Saw you cry: My brother and my father.
. You shared a drink with: Sunday dinner at Mike and Mai's.
. You went to the mall with: My sister because I have no fashion sense.
. Yelled at you: Don't remember; I'll have to check the face imprint on the wall.
. Sent you an email: Janelle.
HAVE YOU EVER:
. Danced naked: Yes. Yes, I have.
. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next
day: I'll let you know if I get sliced up by a ninja today.
. Wish you were the opposite sex: Only when I'm out of money at the bar.
. Had an imaginary friend: Of course. In fact, the only reason I have real friends is to make my imaginary friends jealous.
. Do you have a crush on someone: Hold on, I'm trying to figure out how to circle "yes" and then drop this e-mail on the floor after snack time.
. What book are you reading now: The Power of Myth by Joseph Campbell, The Boys From Brazil by Ira Levine, The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin and I'm always reading one of my comic books.
. Worst feeling in the world: Hurting someone, or worster than that, hurting someone unintentionally.
. Future son's name: Calx.
. Future daughter's name: Phlogiston.
. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Bedtime Bear.
. What's under your bed: A computer desk. Speakers. (I have a loft bed.)
. Favorite sport to watch: Football.
. Siblings: Three brothers, one sister, and a dog that eats and sleeps just like one of the family.
. Location: Phoenix, AZ
. College plans: Yes, it does.
. Piercings/tattoos: I have no superfluous holes, but I have a tattoo of the Bat Signal on my left shoulder. (I deleted the pointless "Tattoo?" question.)
.. Do you drink: Love Potion #9, on the rocks.
. Who is your best friend: Not you.
. What are you most scared of: Going insane.
. What clothes do you sleep in: I sleep naked in case I have to get up and dance.
. Where do you want to get married:
. Who do you really hate: Zombies.
. Been in Love: Yup.
. Do you drive: A smashed-up Mercury Tracer.
. Do you have a job: Well, being a mail-clerk is more of a calling.
. Do you like being around people: Sure, if I'm not trying to sleep and they're not taking my food.
. Are you for world peace: Sounds dull.
. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: Of course, I don't love people just because I think I can get all up ons.
. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: I cried this morning because I've been born. Damn you, Mom!
. Want someone you don't have right now: Not really.
. Are you lonely right now: There is a difference between loneliness and solitude.
. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: "And I need you now tonight/ I f***in need joo mooore than ever."
. Do you want to get married: Of course; married guys get all the ladies.
. Do you want kids: Well, I'll need someone to hit after my wife leaves me.
. If you were stranded on a deserted island who would you like to be stuck with and why: Someone who can build a raft.
New Person: My friend Mai. She made me spaghetti with all kinds of mushrooms in the sauce.
. Room in house: My room if there isn't anyone in the family room and nothing is cooking in the kitchen.
. Type(s) of music: Dance music. Naked dance music.
. Band/Group(s): The Big Sea.
. Color: Today, black.
. Perfume or cologne: I almost never wear cologne, I just take a shower if I'm stinkin'.
. Month: No.
. Flower: I would love lilly pads if they could support my weight.
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
. Cried: No.
. Bought something: A bookshelf.
. Gotten sick: I am a little sick, yes. Unless you mean last week when I called in sick, because I was sick. Really.
. Sang: Fo sho.
. Met someone: Yeah, the guy I hit.
. Missed someone: Like the deserts miss the rain...mmm...desserts...
. Hugged someone: Yes.
. Kissed someone: Uh-yes.
. Became shy around someone: Can't help it; I'm shy when I'm caught dancing naked.
. Been to the diner: Elephant Bar?
. Exercised: Yerp.