Thursday, November 18, 2004


. Slept in your bed: Nunya.  Nunya Business.

. Saw you cry: My brother and my father.

. You shared a drink with: Sunday dinner at Mike and Mai's.

. You went to the mall with: My sister because I have no fashion sense.

. Yelled at you: Don't remember; I'll have to check the face imprint on the wall.

. Sent you an email: Janelle.



. Danced naked:  Yes.  Yes, I have.

. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next

day: I'll let you know if I get sliced up by a ninja today.

. Wish you were the opposite sex:  Only when I'm out of money at the bar.

. Had an imaginary friend:  Of course.  In fact, the only reason I have real friends is to make my imaginary friends jealous.

. Do you have a crush on someone:  Hold on, I'm trying to figure out how to circle "yes" and then drop this e-mail on the floor after snack time.

. What book are you reading now: The Power of Myth by Joseph Campbell, The Boys From Brazil by Ira Levine, The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin and I'm always reading one of my comic books.



. Worst feeling in the world:  Hurting someone, or worster than that, hurting someone unintentionally.

. Future son's name: Calx.

. Future daughter's name: Phlogiston.

. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Bedtime Bear.

. What's under your bed: A computer desk.  Speakers.  (I have a loft bed.)

. Favorite sport to watch: Football.

. Siblings:   Three brothers, one sister, and a dog that eats and sleeps just like one of the family.

. Location: Phoenix, AZ

. College plans: Yes, it does.

. Piercings/tattoos: I have no superfluous holes, but I have a tattoo of the Bat Signal on my left shoulder.  (I deleted the pointless "Tattoo?" question.)

.. Do you drink: Love Potion #9, on the rocks.

. Who is your best friend: Not you.

. What are you most scared of:  Going insane.

. What clothes do you sleep in: I sleep naked in case I have to get up and dance.

. Where do you want to get married:

. Who do you really hate: Zombies.

. Been in Love: Yup.

. Do you drive: A smashed-up Mercury Tracer.

. Do you have a job: Well, being a mail-clerk is more of a calling.

. Do you like being around people:  Sure, if I'm not trying to sleep and they're not taking my food.

. Are you for world peace:  Sounds dull.

. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with:  Of course, I don't love people just because I think I can get all up ons.  

. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did:  I cried this morning because I've been born.  Damn you, Mom!

. Want someone you don't have right now:  Not really.

. Are you lonely right now:  There is a difference between loneliness and solitude.

. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: "And I need you now tonight/ I f***in need joo mooore than ever."

. Do you want to get married: Of course; married guys get all the ladies.

. Do you want kids:  Well, I'll need someone to hit after my wife leaves me.

. If you were stranded on a deserted island who would you like to be stuck with and why: Someone who can build a raft.


 New Person: My friend Mai.  She made me spaghetti with all kinds of mushrooms in the sauce.

. Room in house: My room if there isn't anyone in the family room and nothing is cooking in the kitchen.

. Type(s) of music: Dance music.  Naked dance music.

. Band/Group(s):  The Big Sea.

. Color:  Today, black.

. Perfume or cologne: I almost never wear cologne, I just take a shower if I'm stinkin'.

. Month: No.

. Flower:  I would love lilly pads if they could support my weight.



. Cried: No.

. Bought something: A bookshelf.

. Gotten sick: I am a little sick, yes.  Unless you mean last week when I called in sick, because I was sick.  Really.

. Sang: Fo sho.

. Met someone: Yeah, the guy I hit.

. Missed someone: Like the deserts miss the rain...mmm...desserts...

. Hugged someone: Yes.

. Kissed someone: Uh-yes.

. Became shy around someone:  Can't help it; I'm shy when I'm caught dancing naked.

. Been to the diner: Elephant Bar?

. Exercised:  Yerp.


Jared said...

"Future daughter's name: Phlogiston"

I want to know where that comes from/what that means and why you would inflict such a name on your offspring.

Oh, wait, is this like that boy named Sue, whose dad gave him the name to make him tough? You know sue tracked down his pa and beat the crap out of him later in life.

the bottom seekers said...
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nonya said...

what i meant to say was, Aren't you scared of sloths, Mr. Naked Shy Dancer?

methinks said...

calx and phlogiston invite you to the b'day party of their awesome dad gurg... ::listens attentively:: hm you sound like a compatible family.

"Do you want kids: Well, I'll need someone to hit after my wife leaves me. ."