Secret Shame time again. This song snagged my ear from a mouthwash ad on television that shows bottles swinging on vines through a jungle.

Where would mouthwash go in such a hurry?

This guy is amazing, though. I don't know who he is, but I consider him the poor man's David Bowie, or possibly the straight man's Freddie Mercury.

Meet my monkey! The daemon dealie allows people who know me (or, I guess, don't) answer a few questions. If I answered a question dishonestly, such as "Guillermo loves licorice and I responded "Strongly agree", someone else could see it and say, "Oi, Guillermo hates licorice." Their new answers may change the appearance of the daemon.

So now it's a monkey. I like the chimp. She is strong and has opposable thumbs. We're made for each other.