Wednesday, October 01, 2003

G.Advice (title stolen from my older brother)

1. Chinchillas are soft. Their teeth are not.

2. In 'N' Out Burger has excellent strawberry milkshakes. The establishment in general is very good, even despite the ominous religious undertones.

3. If you want commments, do not kill your commenting system.

4. If you somehow cut off a major line of communication, try other avenues. (Notice the e-mail address.)

5. Twice the chinchillas=twice the bites.

6. Delivering a letter yourself directly to someone's house may be perceived as stalker behavior, so make sure to do so only in the dead of night.

7. Make friends with a bartender so you can still order a drink from them even if the other bartender won't serve you because you don't have an ID.

8. D.C. has the right idea.

9. Don't sleep like a sloth.

10. You can never turn your back on the ocean.

All of the above take a lifetime to learn, but only about 10 minutes to post.

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