Romantic Gurg: Do not despair, ze love, she conquers all.

Comedic Gurg: No dice, Mustard Tummy. In this world, timing is everything.

Romantic Gurg: You shall see, everzing will work out in ze end.

Realistic Gurg: Must I really point out that we're still here in Arizona?

Real Gurg: Hey, hi guys! What's everybody talking about?

Romantic Gurg: Nothing.

Comedic Gurg: Nothing.

Realistic Gurg: Nothing.

Real Gurg: Good.