My Mission Is Clear

I must go to Norway to battle giant Pacific crabs that are taking over the coast.

My friend Hanna Walle lives in Norway.

The beasts can weigh up to 25 pounds and their three-foot claws are strong enough to tear through a man's finger as easily as Luis tears through a Fazoli's breadstick.

And there are millions of these things.

Lock and load, gentlemen.

I'm coming, Hannah!

All I want to know now is...

Who's coming with me?

...C'mon, do ya wanna live forever?