Nobody pointed out that for the past...well, always, I've been writing descriptions incorrectly.
Instead of this:
The charred, gooey, Guillermo was catapulted the remaining 200 meters into the peat bog.
It should have only had the one comma, like this:
The charred, gooey Guillermo was catapulted the remaining 200 meters into the peat bog.
Someone out there must have known that I barely passed my English classes and even now am only in English 102. (It's amazing that I can even write my own name.)
Since that someone didn't speak up and allowed me to just ramble on thinking I knew what I was doing, I am declaring today:
Update: I am re-declaring this day PANTS-DOWN FRIDAY!
(Let's see how well you fend for yourselves with your trousers around your ankles.)
Please accept my apologies, Miss Jaden Jewel.