Excerpts from Matt Summerfield and Guillermo Lopez watching "The Core" last night, a movie about tunneling to the center of the Earth to save the world.
Guy in movie: You can't go outside now, it's over 9,000 degrees out there!
Some other guy in movie: What about our protective suits?
Guy in movie: The suits can only handle half that!
Matt: You know, they should just put on two suits.
Guillermo: Yeah! That's exactly what I was thinking! [Matt and Guillermo high-five.]
Matt: Hey, we better start cooking that pizza now. It's gonna take like twenty minutes.
Guillermo: Dude! Let's just cook it at twice the heat so it'll only take ten minutes!
Matt: Dude! [Matt and Guillermo high-five again.]
Moral of the story: Guns don't kill people. Mixed drinks and bad movies kill people.
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