cardinal directions

For years, I've slept with my head pointed North. Now, my head is pointing East. What does it mean? Nothing, probably. Cows like to sleep lined up North-South. It's referred to as magnetic alignment. Therefore... I was a cow. And now I'm not. The science is clear. 

I could be again. 

I'm probably not magnetically aligned. I used to get hopelessly lost before I started taking my medication. This means it's most likely that I was just bad at paying attention to where I was going. 

So far I don't feel any different. Except this bed feels too big for me. Maybe I'll get the cot out of the shed. Rugged canvas on a narrow metal frame. Barely enough room for my stuffed animals. 

I am weary.  

Not being a cow is surprisingly tiring. 

Its udderly exhausting