Bernadette L. Dog, better known as Bun-Bun, always stood out from the crowd. Last night, despite the valiant efforts of her surgical team and a 3-hour operation in the morning, she was unable to recover. She died peacefully in her sleep in the evening. Bun was the reason we had to have child-proof door latches, and couldn't leave socks on the floor. Well, it looks like she just broke into dog heaven and she's eating the socks of the angels now. I hope they're prepared for her epic side-eye when she's had enough of your nonsense. Goodnight sweet pup.
She is survived by her biological sister, Mabel, who has requested treats in lieu of flowers.
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