Second most scary thing is moose. They can often be found hiding in the snow, waiting to pounce.
The third most scary thing would be moose falling like snow, silent and cold, upon the unsuspecting landscape.
We'd never see it coming. Well, I might because I think about stuff like this. But ultimately it wouldn't matter; I too would be buried under hooves, antlers, and their ridiculous tiny tails.
Forewarned is not forearmed; I will meet my moosey fate.
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