Or maybe just a shirt that says "Contains 0% strongly-held beliefs".
Other ideas:
"Insert Coin for Comedic Rant"
"No Idea What I'm Talking About"
Just a picture of Norm Macdonald
Some kind of sensor that measures how much I'm talking and my volume and lights up a meter that says "Bullshit-ometer". Ooh, or a gauge that goes from green to red, like a tachometer. Have it read my heart rate on my smartwatch.
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Whatever you're thinking, I would like to hear it.