I've decided that if I could have any superpower it would be the ability to hear exactly what a person is listening to on their mp3 player and instantly know all the lyrics and any relevant choreography.

Then I will act accordingly.

Complementary to that, I will also be able to broadcast my thoughts directly to anyone with such a listening device. Beware, music-loving villains, for in my head I do a damn good James Earl Jones impression.