There is a great evil loosed upon this machine. I believe it is known as Spyware, and for some reason I can only type if I right-click with my mouse, hold down the button, and then type with my free hand.


It is quite frustrating.


This is the last time I ever trust a website that promises me free Natalie Portman wallpaper.


Oh, who am I kidding? I fall for it every time, like a rat to cheese.


A sexy, intelligent, dark-haired cheese.