Monday, October 11, 2004


Dear Christopher Columbus,

I have been at work today since 6 am despite the fact that today is Columbus Day.

Please rise up from the grave and mete out vengeance upon those responsible and, time permitting, their brethren.

Respectfully yours,

Guillermo

P.S.  If by chance you were buried at sea, let me know and I will send a boat for you, O Intrepid Zombie Explorer.
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3 comments:

  1. kermit10/11/2004 12:53 PM

    They made you work on Columbus Day/Canadian Turkey Day? It's times like these that you need to fake being Canadian, so that you won't work on Thanksgiving (which was the original Thanksgiving, by the way, but because Americans had a spat with Canadians, burning down the White House and all, they decided to be thankful on separate days).

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  2. Josh10/11/2004 4:38 PM

    I, too, am working today. The "man" is also keeping me down. But it is okay, for it provides fodor for me to plot my nefarious plots and scheme my dastardly schemes. I'm not sure what my plots and schemes will be, yet, but be assured they will be nefarious and dastardly!

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  3. Josh10/12/2004 1:30 PM

    As it is written, so shall it be done.

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