1:00 am:
Me: I'll just watch this movie I borrowed from Joey, Magnolia, then I'll blog, and then I'll go to sleep.
Three hours later...
Me: Wow, that was a long movie. And there weren't even any previews. Maybe I'll just take that movie quiz I've seen floating around and pass that off as a post. Yeah, that'll work out nicely.
Sweet.
Not entirely accurate, of course. I don't live for danger. I don't mind it as much, but I would never say I live for it.
Not to mention the only thing I've raided lately was the refrigerator.
And I think the last time I tried to use a whip I smacked myself in the face.
And I don't really wear hats because I have a big head.
And I don't like the word "ark." It sounds like the noise a dog might make if it had a Cockney accent.
And I would never ask: "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" I know exactly why it has to be snakes.
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