Alan Schuler has moved in with me.

Team X-Treme is back.

What's Team X-Treme, you say? Well, let me tell you. Back in the day, Alan and I had a goal. Actually, three goals. We wanted leather jackets, motorcycles, and tattoos. And we got them, eventually. We don't anymore. The leather jackets turned out to be "pleather" and started to peel and flake until they were unserviceable. Our motorcycles were both lost due to two completely unrelated series of circumstances. And as for our tattoos...

Wait, we still have our tattoos!

Team X-Treme!