If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Good thing you believe in irony."

OR

"Lucky for you, we're letting everyone in while St. Peter restarts Windows."

OR

"You know, I believed in Guillermo when I was younger but, after hearing so many ridiculous stories..."

OR

"You know Sky Kurtz?"

BUT PROBABLY JUST

"What's a Gurg?