I tried to drink the other night because, well, it had been a long time. Weeks, I think.

It went okay. I was drunk after two glasses of wine and a beer and felt like exploring the world but I couldn't drive so I played video games instead.

It's sad. All this time I've thought I was full of sin and vice, but drinking and smoking and overeating seem to be only a side effect of work.

A few more weeks of unemployment and the old church is going to be trying to canonize me.