Today marks the beginning of my new regimen of discipline and self-improvement. I woke up at 7:30 am, put on my workout clothes, and stepped outside into the cool September morning. I stared blankly at my flooded backyard, made a half-hearted attempt to squish across it to the workout room, and then gave up and went back inside to make sandwiches.

I'll work out this evening after work. Perhaps the irrigation will have soaked in by then.

I've also made this drawing of the most heroic sausage ever: