Because Kelsey asked, here I be with a bit of hair.

Also, I need to find some way to indicate when something on ye olde blog is expected to be read as fictional. I'm strongly considering stealing DC's method of placing it in italics. Eh, and by "strongly considering" I mean I've already pocketed it and am making my way out the door, down the street and around the corner.

Heh heh, tis the perfect crime.