I define a good day as one in which I get full points for sticking it to Carolus Linnaeus.

Also, we may soon have bathrooms that clean themselves. Cleaning up after your drunken friends throw up all over the place may become a thing of the past.

Although I do worry what would happen if I were to pass out on this kind of surface for hours at a time. Not that I'm planning on doing that anytime soon. BUt as my fortune cookie said, "In life and in love, it never hurts to have a spare face."