What I mean by "almost without incident."

a humble monki: ...you left out the car accident, the over-flowing toilet at pizza hut, the mechanical bull riding injury, my cracker dance, Boston getting jungle fever, and you and i getting montezuma's revenge. what a weekend.

AlwaysEphemeral: It's in there now!
AlwaysEphemeral: I never try to tell the whole story. That would take all night. I just follow the story and see where it goes. Besides, that's what you remember about the trip. And what a Jake remembers is not always what a Gurg remembers.
AlwaysEphemeral: And I usually try not to mention when my bodily functions go renegade.

a humble monki: to each his own