A package arrived in the mail today. It was a chrome license plate frame. In black lettering it says "For Hire: Jaded Noir Detective".

That's kind of a long walk for that small of a joke, I thought, as I was attaching it to my car. 

I don't think I'm jaded. Not yet. It's pretty close but there's still some heart left. 

Now to slap some narwhal bumper stickers on there and my work will be done.