Here's what I'd do if I were still alive
Laugh in 8 languages
Tell jokes in five
I'd taste every pie to find which is best
Jump into the sky and share all of the rest

Every song would be turned up too loud
Don't know the words but I'd sing it somehow

I'd goose all the masters 'cept right to their face
They get so confused when there's nothing to chase

Take a quick nap with all of the hounds
Wake up for some supper and then, homeward bound