My day off yesterday started with an unexpected client. "I'm retired," I told her. "Go bark up some other sap." She was a pushy dame, and wouldn't take down for an answer. I grudgingly accepted her offer and set her up for the day. 

My assistant/sister walked her around the neighborhood that evening and found her home, just a few houses down. Her family was glad to see her. Her name is Peaches. Guess I'll see ya around, kid.