Whoa, nelly! Let's all hold our horses now. After re-reading my last post, I noticed that I've devoted a too-large portion on suicide. This was just musing, mind you. I am not religious and even if I was, most agree that I'm not exactly in store for eternal paradise, not quite.

I'm in no hurry to disband my molecules. Not the big ones, anyway.

The chocolate medallion I was wearing around my neck when I was found as a baby under a saguaro cactus foretold my fate: "This teh boy shall ne'er die until he hath been forcibly removed from a John Tesh concert."


And that hasn't happened yet. But there is one coming up, now that I think about it.