Behold the tortured face of a man crushed down by the crippling strains of an endless existence...


The horror. The horror.

The tattoo is healing pretty well. It still randomly seizes with pain but that's to be expected after being stabbed thousands of times with a gooped-up needle.

Hubris fo' life, y'all.

Here's some other fun pictures of my nephews' birthday party.


Donaldo, the middle child (and subsequently the most responsible child in the family) and one of the twins, I forget which one.


Joshua here needs ice cream cake to grow strong.

In a world gone mad, one lone baby is the only one who realizes he's being photographed...but why? He's all alone and determined to find out in....Pizzarrazzi 4: Ender's Revenge.
Opening Summer 2007

Stay tuned for the Luis Lopez Show. Fifty straight minutes of Luis being Luis, starring Luis Lopez.