I have discovered YouTube. Now nothing will get done. I have been whiling away the hours watching homemade music video montages of video games I've never played and cartoons I've never watched. I want to stop but...I don't want to stop.

Linkin Park, Square, and Disney: Together at last.

This is what is going on inside my head. All the time.

I'm using this one as my "Army of One" type ad for my new Zombie Killing Academy.

Remember, guns don't kill people. Guns kill zombies. Unless they're magic. Then you're probably boned.