Kill your delete key.
Or, if you do not have the heart to kill it, freeze it in a bowl of water. Then, when you have the desire to use it, you must take it out of the freezer and leave it on the counter or in the sink until it thaws out. If the destructive desire remains (meaning you must have written something particularly terrible,) then, by all means, utilize the delete key.
That's what it is there for, after all.
Do the same to your television. Except instead of the freezer (unless you have a really big one that can fit a tv), you can take it apart and use the component parts to build a robot house servant. On second thought, just bury it in the backyard; robots are bound to turn on you sooner or later.
ReplyDeletehey gr---i just wanted to say hi and tell you that i am constantly amused by your postings---taking a time out from naked dancing to write every now and again is very important:)
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