It's a hell of a day. The Suez Canal is blocked by a massive container ship. I know the Suez Canal intimately, as I've played many hours of Battlefield 1 on the PS4 trying to capture it...or liberate it. Both? I forget what my objective was exactly but I assure you I was passionate about it. 

My pants are too loose. I'm at that awkward point where I'm a 34" waist but I don't want to spend money on pants. Maybe I'll swing by the thrift store. I could also look for an old suit. Maybe I'll stumble upon a tweed Norfolk suit.