She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

I now have a new life's mission. Purchase that ship (a mere 5,885 dollars (plus shipping, ha ha.)), and then build a moat around it to simulate the ocean in all her majesty.

I'll have to christen it as well.

Once all that is done, I'll be able to lounge about on the deck and brandish a sword while cursing loudly at passersby.

All without pants, of course. It is Friday.

Oh, and let's not forget the rum.

But what name is worthy of a fine vessel such as this?